My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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