if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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