She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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