She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
