chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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