So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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