i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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