I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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