accomplished twins. life is a go
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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