Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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