You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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