margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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