I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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