THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
