your thong is hanging out like whoa
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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