i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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