so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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