I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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