Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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