ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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