They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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