Whod you bang
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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