But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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