Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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