i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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