It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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