I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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