i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize