Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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