I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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