if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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