he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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