It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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