My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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