I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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