I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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