it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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