Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize