He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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