considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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