Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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