it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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