So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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