I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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