you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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