Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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