So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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