Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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