Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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