Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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