we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Randomize
