I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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