the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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