just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This is my gift to your gina
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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