omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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