Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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