I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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