i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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