I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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