last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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